Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Clearwater Balloon Artist Never Gets To Be the Face Painter!

Saturday, January 5th, 2013

“Thank you!!!! For an amazing party today! The kids as always loved you!!!”
-Nicole Santana

Sometimes when a kid tells me (Tony the Balloon Guy) that he or she is going to get their face painted after I make them something out of balloons, I tell the kid that I can paint his or her face with my Sharpie marker.

“I only do pirates,” I admit. “I’ll make you a patch, and a mustache, and a beard, and a scar. And it will last for, like, two weeks!!!”

Usually the child will say no, but last night at a restaurant, a five-year-old boy said OK.

When his mom quickly objected, he turned to her patiently and said, “Mom, he’s just KIDDING.”

:-)

By the way, more than a thousand families like yours have invited our family business to celebrate birthdays with them. We are also a favorite at school, church, company and corporate events, including fairs, festivals, holiday parties and grand openings.

We’ve performed at events for The Tampa Bay Lightning pro hockey team, Bank of America, and even Disney Parks and Resorts. What can we do for YOU? At special events throughout the Tampa Bay area and Central Florida, we provide:

Please click on the activities above for information and pictures. Then pick one, or mix and match to create a package and SAVE MONEY!

So how do people get entertainment for parties and special events?

  • You can pay an agent, party/event planner, total entertainment company, or other middleman a commission on each entertainer they hire for you. Even if they refer to “our face painters” or “our balloon artists,” they are charging you to hire someone. Sometimes even the person answering the phone is getting a cut, and only being paid if you book the party or event! Of course, in this modern Internet Age, you could hire entertainers yourself and NOT pay commissions. Wouldn’t it be funny if a middleman hired US for you, when you could have booked us yourself without paying a commission? It happens!!!
  • You can spend time hiring entertainers yourself. By cutting out the middleman, you save the commissions. But you still pay full price for each entertainer if you’re hiring more than one, such as a balloon artist AND a face painter.
  • We can provide your event entertainment, and give you a DISCOUNT for combining entertainers. You save money because WE’RE the professional entertainers. And you can read our testimonials and/or see us in action at one of our weekly open-to-the-public appearances (click here for days, times and locations) to check out the quality of our entertainment!

Be sure to get our quote before you book entertainment for your event! Have a fun day!

And please visit www.TonyTheBalloonGuy.com for testimonials, feedback, reviews, more information and photos/pictures.

(352) 796-1125

email: Tony at TonyTheBalloonGuy.com

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All Signs Point To FUN!

Will there be a fortune teller at the party?

All Signs Point To FUN!

Consistently named “The Best Balloon Person I’ve Ever Seen,” international balloon artist/balloon twister Tony the Balloon Guy (”Tony Balloonguy” on Facebook) and family provide special-occasion balloon delivery/balloon deliveries and also entertainment (party packages that can include balloon twisters/balloon man/balloon animals, face painters/face painting – chiefly Face Painter Phyllis, glitter tattoos, pony parties, princess parties, piano music, an upbeat and entertaining fortune teller, a magic show magician, etc.) for birthday parties; family reunions; family picnics; trade shows; school parties, fairs, carnivals, festivals, assemblies and other events; church parties, picnics, festivals, outreach events and holiday events; grand openings, corporate/company picnics, parties, employee appreciation days and such; holiday parties; kids’ parties/children’s parties; masquerade balls and masquerade parties; civic association picnics, parties and other events; and more, throughout the Tampa Bay area and the state of Florida, including the Central Florida/Orlando/Kissimmee area. Balloon decor/decorations, too (arches, columns, canopies, centerpieces, etc., for weddings, baby showers, grand openings, dances, golden anniversaries and more). Tony the Balloon Guy’s work has been covered by and photographed for the St. Petersburg Times, the Tampa Tribune, the Orlando Sentinel, and smaller newspapers like the Gulfport Gabber and The Laker of Pasco County, as well as being reported on by the online services of TV stations like Bay News 9 and WTSP-TV Channel 10. Tony the Balloon Guy has also appeared on Emmy-award-winning Charely Belcher’s “Charely’s World,” a “Good Day Tampa Bay” feature on WTVT-TV Fox 13.

Tampa Face Painter is Finger-Licking Good!!!

Friday, January 4th, 2013

“Thank you!!!! For an amazing party today! The kids as always loved you!!!”
-Nicole Santana

A boy told Face Painter Phyllis that having his hand painted as an octopus felt weird.

“Like having a dog lick my fingers.”

:-)

By the way, more than a thousand families like yours have invited our family business to celebrate birthdays with them. We are also a favorite at school, church, company and corporate events, including fairs, festivals, holiday parties and grand openings.

We’ve performed at events for The Tampa Bay Lightning pro hockey team, Bank of America, and even Disney Parks and Resorts. What can we do for YOU? At special events throughout the Tampa Bay area and Central Florida, we provide:

Please click on the activities above for information and pictures. Then pick one, or mix and match to create a package and SAVE MONEY!

So how do people get entertainment for parties and special events?

  • You can pay an agent, party/event planner, total entertainment company, or other middleman a commission on each entertainer they hire for you. Even if they refer to “our face painters” or “our balloon artists,” they are charging you to hire someone. Sometimes even the person answering the phone is getting a cut, and only being paid if you book the party or event! Of course, in this modern Internet Age, you could hire entertainers yourself and NOT pay commissions. Wouldn’t it be funny if a middleman hired US for you, when you could have booked us yourself without paying a commission? It happens!!!
  • You can spend time hiring entertainers yourself. By cutting out the middleman, you save the commissions. But you still pay full price for each entertainer if you’re hiring more than one, such as a balloon artist AND a face painter.
  • We can provide your event entertainment, and give you a DISCOUNT for combining entertainers. You save money because WE’RE the professional entertainers. And you can read our testimonials and/or see us in action at one of our weekly open-to-the-public appearances (click here for days, times and locations) to check out the quality of our entertainment!

Be sure to get our quote before you book entertainment for your event! Have a fun day!

And please visit www.TonyTheBalloonGuy.com for testimonials, feedback, reviews, more information and photos/pictures.

(352) 796-1125

email: Tony at TonyTheBalloonGuy.com

Surf The Blog for humorobservationsparty-and-event servicestestimonials and more!

All Signs Point To FUN!

Will there be a fortune teller at the party?

All Signs Point To FUN!

Consistently named “The Best Balloon Person I’ve Ever Seen,” international balloon artist/balloon twister Tony the Balloon Guy (”Tony Balloonguy” on Facebook) and family provide special-occasion balloon delivery/balloon deliveries and also entertainment (party packages that can include balloon twisters/balloon man/balloon animals, face painters/face painting – chiefly Face Painter Phyllis, glitter tattoos, pony parties, princess parties, piano music, an upbeat and entertaining fortune teller, a magic show magician, etc.) for birthday parties; family reunions; family picnics; trade shows; school parties, fairs, carnivals, festivals, assemblies and other events; church parties, picnics, festivals, outreach events and holiday events; grand openings, corporate/company picnics, parties, employee appreciation days and such; holiday parties; kids’ parties/children’s parties; masquerade balls and masquerade parties; civic association picnics, parties and other events; and more, throughout the Tampa Bay area and the state of Florida, including the Central Florida/Orlando/Kissimmee area. Balloon decor/decorations, too (arches, columns, canopies, centerpieces, etc., for weddings, baby showers, grand openings, dances, golden anniversaries and more). Tony the Balloon Guy’s work has been covered by and photographed for the St. Petersburg Times, the Tampa Tribune, the Orlando Sentinel, and smaller newspapers like the Gulfport Gabber and The Laker of Pasco County, as well as being reported on by the online services of TV stations like Bay News 9 and WTSP-TV Channel 10. Tony the Balloon Guy has also appeared on Emmy-award-winning Charely Belcher’s “Charely’s World,” a “Good Day Tampa Bay” feature on WTVT-TV Fox 13.

Tampa Pony Parties – Birthday Party Ponies: As Many as You Want!!!

Tuesday, November 20th, 2012

“Thank you!!!! For an amazing party today! The kids as always loved you!!!”
-Nicole Santana

At first, I (Tony the Balloon Guy) thought, “You don’t need TWO ponies for that many kids.”

But as it turned out, if there had only been one pony at the party, nobody else might have gotten a turn – that birthday girl sure loved to ride!!!

Well played, Birthday Mom. Well played.

:-)

By the way, more than a thousand families like yours have invited our family business to celebrate birthdays with them. We are also a favorite at school, church, company and corporate events, including fairs, festivals, holiday parties and grand openings.

What can we do for YOU? At special events throughout the Tampa Bay area and Central Florida, we provide:

Please click on the activities above for information and pictures. Then pick one, or mix and match to create a package and SAVE MONEY!

So how do people get entertainment for parties and special events?

  • You can pay an agent, party/event planner, total entertainment company, or other middleman a commission on each entertainer they hire for you. Even if they refer to “our face painters” or “our balloon artists,” they are charging you to hire someone. Sometimes even the person answering the phone is getting a cut, and only being paid if you book the party or event! Of course, in this modern Internet Age, you could hire entertainers yourself and NOT pay commissions. Wouldn’t it be funny if a middleman hired US for you, when you could have booked us yourself without paying a commission? It happens!!!
  • You can spend time hiring entertainers yourself. By cutting out the middleman, you save the commissions. But you still pay full price for each entertainer if you’re hiring more than one, such as a balloon artist AND a face painter.
  • We can provide your event entertainment, and give you a DISCOUNT for combining entertainers. You save money because WE’RE the professional entertainers. And you can read our testimonials and/or see us in action at one of our weekly open-to-the-public appearances (click here for days, times and locations) to check out the quality of our entertainment!

Be sure to get our quote before you book entertainment for your event! Have a fun day!

And please visit www.TonyTheBalloonGuy.com for testimonials, feedback, reviews, more information and photos/pictures.

(352) 796-1125

email: Tony at TonyTheBalloonGuy.com

Surf The Blog for humorobservationsparty-and-event servicestestimonials and more!

All Signs Point To FUN!

Will there be a fortune teller at the party?

All Signs Point To FUN!

Consistently named “The Best Balloon Person I’ve Ever Seen,” international balloon artist/balloon twister Tony the Balloon Guy (”Tony Balloonguy” on Facebook) and family provide special-occasion balloon delivery/balloon deliveries and also entertainment (party packages that can include balloon twisters/balloon man/balloon animals, face painters/face painting – chiefly Face Painter Phyllis, glitter tattoos, pony parties, princess parties, piano music, an upbeat and entertaining fortune teller, a magic show magician, etc.) for birthday parties; family reunions; family picnics; trade shows; school parties, fairs, carnivals, festivals, assemblies and other events; church parties, picnics, festivals, outreach events and holiday events; grand openings, corporate/company picnics, parties, employee appreciation days and such; holiday parties; kids’ parties/children’s parties; masquerade balls and masquerade parties; civic association picnics, parties and other events; and more, throughout the Tampa Bay area and the state of Florida, including the Central Florida/Orlando/Kissimmee area. Balloon decor/decorations, too (arches, columns, canopies, centerpieces, etc., for weddings, baby showers, grand openings, dances, golden anniversaries and more). Tony the Balloon Guy’s work has been covered by and photographed for the St. Petersburg Times, the Tampa Tribune, the Orlando Sentinel, and smaller newspapers like the Gulfport Gabber and The Laker of Pasco County, as well as being reported on by the online services of TV stations like Bay News 9 and WTSP-TV Channel 10. Tony the Balloon Guy has also appeared on Emmy-award-winning Charely Belcher’s “Charely’s World,” a “Good Day Tampa Bay” feature on WTVT-TV Fox 13.

Pups Say The Darndest Things (According to Tampa Bay Balloon Artist)

Friday, November 16th, 2012

“Thank you!!!! For an amazing party today! The kids as always loved you!!!”
-Nicole Santana

When our chihuahua pup sees, hears, or imagines something is not right outside, he yells:

“RARARARARARARARARARARARARARAR!!!”

If we ask him to stop, he whispers:

“wuh….. wuh….. wuh…..”

At least he’s making an effort.

:-)

By the way, more than a thousand families like yours have invited our family business to celebrate birthdays with them. We are also a favorite at school, church, company and corporate events, including fairs, festivals, holiday parties and grand openings.

What can we do for YOU? At special events throughout the Tampa Bay area and Central Florida, we provide:

Please click on the activities above for information and pictures. Then pick one, or mix and match to create a package and SAVE MONEY!

So how do people get entertainment for parties and special events?

  • You can pay an agent, party/event planner, total entertainment company, or other middleman a commission on each entertainer they hire for you. Even if they refer to “our face painters” or “our balloon artists,” they are charging you to hire someone. Sometimes even the person answering the phone is getting a cut, and only being paid if you book the party or event! Of course, in this modern Internet Age, you could hire entertainers yourself and NOT pay commissions. Wouldn’t it be funny if a middleman hired US for you, when you could have booked us yourself without paying a commission? It happens!!!
  • You can spend time hiring entertainers yourself. By cutting out the middleman, you save the commissions. But you still pay full price for each entertainer if you’re hiring more than one, such as a balloon artist AND a face painter.
  • We can provide your event entertainment, and give you a DISCOUNT for combining entertainers. You save money because WE’RE the professional entertainers. And you can read our testimonials and/or see us in action at one of our weekly open-to-the-public appearances (click here for days, times and locations) to check out the quality of our entertainment!

Be sure to get our quote before you book entertainment for your event! Have a fun day!

And please visit www.TonyTheBalloonGuy.com for testimonials, feedback, reviews, more information and photos/pictures.

(352) 796-1125

email: Tony at TonyTheBalloonGuy.com

Surf The Blog for humorobservationsparty-and-event servicestestimonials and more!

All Signs Point To FUN!

Will there be a fortune teller at the party?

All Signs Point To FUN!

Consistently named “The Best Balloon Person I’ve Ever Seen,” international balloon artist/balloon twister Tony the Balloon Guy (”Tony Balloonguy” on Facebook) and family provide special-occasion balloon delivery/balloon deliveries and also entertainment (party packages that can include balloon twisters/balloon man/balloon animals, face painters/face painting – chiefly Face Painter Phyllis, glitter tattoos, pony parties, princess parties, piano music, an upbeat and entertaining fortune teller, a magic show magician, etc.) for birthday parties; family reunions; family picnics; trade shows; school parties, fairs, carnivals, festivals, assemblies and other events; church parties, picnics, festivals, outreach events and holiday events; grand openings, corporate/company picnics, parties, employee appreciation days and such; holiday parties; kids’ parties/children’s parties; masquerade balls and masquerade parties; civic association picnics, parties and other events; and more, throughout the Tampa Bay area and the state of Florida, including the Central Florida/Orlando/Kissimmee area. Balloon decor/decorations, too (arches, columns, canopies, centerpieces, etc., for weddings, baby showers, grand openings, dances, golden anniversaries and more). Tony the Balloon Guy’s work has been covered by and photographed for the St. Petersburg Times, the Tampa Tribune, the Orlando Sentinel, and smaller newspapers like the Gulfport Gabber and The Laker of Pasco County, as well as being reported on by the online services of TV stations like Bay News 9 and WTSP-TV Channel 10. Tony the Balloon Guy has also appeared on Emmy-award-winning Charely Belcher’s “Charely’s World,” a “Good Day Tampa Bay” feature on WTVT-TV Fox 13.

Orlando Balloon Artist Making Kids Happy At Birthday Parties and Other Special Events – Face Painting, Too!

Tuesday, November 6th, 2012

“Thank you!!!! For an amazing party today! The kids as always loved you!!!”
-Nicole Santana

“Balloon Guy, look at my new shoes!”

“Balloon Guy, watch what I can do!”

“Balloon Guy, can you open these bubbles?”

“I LOVE YOU, BALLOON GUY!!!”

It’s fun to have friends at work!

:-)

By the way, more than a thousand families like yours have invited our family business to celebrate birthdays with them. We are also a favorite at school, church, company and corporate events, including fairs, festivals, holiday parties and grand openings.

What can we do for YOU? At special events throughout the Tampa Bay area and Central Florida, we provide:

Please click on the activities above for information and pictures. Then pick one, or mix and match to create a package and SAVE MONEY!

So how do people get entertainment for parties and special events?

  • You can pay an agent, party/event planner, total entertainment company, or other middleman a commission on each entertainer they hire for you. Even if they refer to “our face painters” or “our balloon artists,” they are charging you to hire someone. Sometimes even the person answering the phone is getting a cut, and only being paid if you book the party or event! Of course, in this modern Internet Age, you could hire entertainers yourself and NOT pay commissions. Wouldn’t it be funny if a middleman hired US for you, when you could have booked us yourself without paying a commission? It happens!!!
  • You can spend time hiring entertainers yourself. By cutting out the middleman, you save the commissions. But you still pay full price for each entertainer if you’re hiring more than one, such as a balloon artist AND a face painter.
  • We can provide your event entertainment, and give you a DISCOUNT for combining entertainers. You save money because WE’RE the professional entertainers. And you can read our testimonials and/or see us in action at one of our weekly open-to-the-public appearances (click here for days, times and locations) to check out the quality of our entertainment!

Be sure to get our quote before you book entertainment for your event! Have a fun day!

And please visit www.TonyTheBalloonGuy.com for testimonials, feedback, reviews, more information and photos/pictures.

(352) 796-1125

email: Tony at TonyTheBalloonGuy.com

Surf The Blog for humorobservationsparty-and-event servicestestimonials and more!

All Signs Point To FUN!

Will there be a fortune teller at the party?

All Signs Point To FUN!

Consistently named “The Best Balloon Person I’ve Ever Seen,” international balloon artist/balloon twister Tony the Balloon Guy (”Tony Balloonguy” on Facebook) and family provide special-occasion balloon delivery/balloon deliveries and also entertainment (party packages that can include balloon twisters/balloon man/balloon animals, face painters/face painting – chiefly Face Painter Phyllis, glitter tattoos, pony parties, princess parties, piano music, an upbeat and entertaining fortune teller, a magic show magician, etc.) for birthday parties; family reunions; family picnics; trade shows; school parties, fairs, carnivals, festivals, assemblies and other events; church parties, picnics, festivals, outreach events and holiday events; grand openings, corporate/company picnics, parties, employee appreciation days and such; holiday parties; kids’ parties/children’s parties; masquerade balls and masquerade parties; civic association picnics, parties and other events; and more, throughout the Tampa Bay area and the state of Florida, including the Central Florida/Orlando/Kissimmee area. Balloon decor/decorations, too (arches, columns, canopies, centerpieces, etc., for weddings, baby showers, grand openings, dances, golden anniversaries and more). Tony the Balloon Guy’s work has been covered by and photographed for the St. Petersburg Times, the Tampa Tribune, the Orlando Sentinel, and smaller newspapers like the Gulfport Gabber and The Laker of Pasco County, as well as being reported on by the online services of TV stations like Bay News 9 and WTSP-TV Channel 10. Tony the Balloon Guy has also appeared on Emmy-award-winning Charely Belcher’s “Charely’s World,” a “Good Day Tampa Bay” feature on WTVT-TV Fox 13.

Orlando Balloon Artist is 25% Off! Time to Celebrate!!!

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2012

“Thank you!!!! For an amazing party today! The kids as always loved you!!!”
-Nicole Santana

When I (Tony the Balloon Guy) told the missus (Face Painter Phyllis) that my weight was down to 209 lbs, she asked, “Weren’t we supposed to get you at cake at 210?”

That’s hilarious, but she’s right!

No, not about the cake, but I had forgotten that 210 lbs was my biggest along-the-way-to-just-right goal.

See, I had gotten up as high as 280 lbs, so losing 70 lbs was one quarter of me gone.

Poof!

Photo: Why do I look so much fatter holding an balloon alligator than I do holding a balloon monkey? The alligator pic is me in January 2010. This balloon guy has deflated some.Photo: Why do I look so much fatter holding an balloon alligator than I do holding a balloon monkey? The alligator pic is me in January 2010. This balloon guy has deflated some.

Well, it has taken many months, so it was more like pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst.

Kind of like a balloon deflating!

:-)

By the way, more than a thousand families like yours have invited our family business to celebrate birthdays with them. We are also a favorite at school, church, company and corporate events, including fairs, festivals, holiday parties and grand openings.

We’ve performed on the world’s largest cruise ship and at events for The Tampa Bay Lightning pro hockey team, Bank of America, and even Disney Parks and Resorts. What can we do for YOU? At special events throughout the Tampa Bay area and Central Florida, we provide:

Please click on the activities above for information and pictures. Then pick one, or mix and match to create a package and SAVE MONEY!

So how do people get entertainment for parties and special events?

  • You can pay an agent, party/event planner, total entertainment company, or other middleman a commission on each entertainer they hire for you. Even if they refer to “our face painters” or “our balloon artists,” they are charging you to hire someone. Sometimes even the person answering the phone is getting a cut, and only being paid if you book the party or event! Of course, in this modern Internet Age, you could hire entertainers yourself and NOT pay commissions. Wouldn’t it be funny if a middleman hired US for you, when you could have booked us yourself without paying a commission? It happens!!!
  • You can spend time hiring entertainers yourself. By cutting out the middleman, you save the commissions. But you still pay full price for each entertainer if you’re hiring more than one, such as a balloon artist AND a face painter.
  • We can provide your event entertainment, and give you a DISCOUNT for combining entertainers. You save money because WE’RE the professional entertainers. And you can read our testimonials and/or see us in action at one of our weekly open-to-the-public appearances (click here for days, times and locations) to check out the quality of our entertainment!

Be sure to get our quote before you book entertainment for your event!

Have a fun day!

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And please visit www.TonyTheBalloonGuy.com for testimonials, feedback, reviews, more information and photos/pictures.

(352) 796-1125

email: Tony at TonyTheBalloonGuy.com

Surf The Blog for humorobservationsparty-and-event servicestestimonials and more!

All Signs Point To FUN!

Will there be a fortune teller at the party?

All Signs Point To FUN!

Consistently named “The Best Balloon Person I’ve Ever Seen,” international balloon artist/balloon twister Tony the Balloon Guy (”Tony Balloonguy” on Facebook) and family provide special-occasion balloon delivery/balloon deliveries and also entertainment (party packages that can include balloon twisters/balloon man/balloon animals, face painters/face painting – chiefly Face Painter Phyllis, glitter tattoos, pony parties, princess parties, piano music, an upbeat and entertaining fortune teller, a magic show magician, etc.) for birthday parties; family reunions; family picnics; trade shows; school parties, fairs, carnivals, festivals, assemblies and other events; church parties, picnics, festivals, outreach events and holiday events; grand openings, corporate/company picnics, parties, employee appreciation days and such; holiday parties; kids’ parties/children’s parties; masquerade balls and masquerade parties; civic association picnics, parties and other events; and more, throughout the Tampa Bay area and the state of Florida, including the Central Florida/Orlando/Kissimmee area. Balloon decor/decorations, too (arches, columns, canopies, centerpieces, etc., for weddings, baby showers, grand openings, dances, golden anniversaries and more). Tony the Balloon Guy’s work has been covered by and photographed for the St. Petersburg Times, the Tampa Tribune, the Orlando Sentinel, and smaller newspapers like the Gulfport Gabber and The Laker of Pasco County, as well as being reported on by the online services of TV stations like Bay News 9 and WTSP-TV Channel 10. Tony the Balloon Guy has also appeared on Emmy-award-winning Charely Belcher’s “Charely’s World,” a “Good Day Tampa Bay” feature on WTVT-TV Fox 13.

St. Petersburg Balloon Artist Monkeys Around at Birthday Parties, Special Events

Sunday, September 30th, 2012

“Thank you!!!! For an amazing party today! The kids as always loved you!!!”
-Nicole Santana

I (Tony the Balloon Guy) just found this picture of me that someone had put online. It made me laugh.

Yes, I’m talking monkey-talk to the balloon monkey.

:-)

By the way, more than a thousand families like yours have invited our family business to celebrate birthdays with them. We are also a favorite at school, church, company and corporate events, including fairs, festivals, holiday parties and grand openings.

What can we do for YOU? At special events throughout the Tampa Bay area and Central Florida, we provide:

Please click on the activities above for information and pictures. Then pick one, or mix and match to create a package and SAVE MONEY!

So how do people get entertainment for parties and special events?

  • You can pay an agent, party/event planner, total entertainment company, or other middleman a commission on each entertainer they hire for you. Even if they refer to “our face painters” or “our balloon artists,” they are charging you to hire someone. Sometimes even the person answering the phone is getting a cut, and only being paid if you book the party or event! Of course, in this modern Internet Age, you could hire entertainers yourself and NOT pay commissions. Wouldn’t it be funny if a middleman hired US for you, when you could have booked us yourself without paying a commission? It happens!!!
  • You can spend time hiring entertainers yourself. By cutting out the middleman, you save the commissions. But you still pay full price for each entertainer if you’re hiring more than one, such as a balloon artist AND a face painter.
  • We can provide your event entertainment, and give you a DISCOUNT for combining entertainers. You save money because WE’RE the professional entertainers. And you can read our testimonials and/or see us in action at one of our weekly open-to-the-public appearances (click here for days, times and locations) to check out the quality of our entertainment!

Be sure to get our quote before you book entertainment for your event! Have a fun day!

And please visit www.TonyTheBalloonGuy.com for testimonials, feedback, reviews, more information and photos/pictures.

(352) 796-1125

email: Tony at TonyTheBalloonGuy.com

Surf The Blog for humorobservationsparty-and-event servicestestimonials and more!

All Signs Point To FUN!

Will there be a fortune teller at the party?

All Signs Point To FUN!

Consistently named “The Best Balloon Person I’ve Ever Seen,” international balloon artist/balloon twister Tony the Balloon Guy (”Tony Balloonguy” on Facebook) and family provide special-occasion balloon delivery/balloon deliveries and also entertainment (party packages that can include balloon twisters/balloon man/balloon animals, face painters/face painting – chiefly Face Painter Phyllis, glitter tattoos, pony parties, princess parties, piano music, an upbeat and entertaining fortune teller, a magic show magician, etc.) for birthday parties; family reunions; family picnics; trade shows; school parties, fairs, carnivals, festivals, assemblies and other events; church parties, picnics, festivals, outreach events and holiday events; grand openings, corporate/company picnics, parties, employee appreciation days and such; holiday parties; kids’ parties/children’s parties; masquerade balls and masquerade parties; civic association picnics, parties and other events; and more, throughout the Tampa Bay area and the state of Florida, including the Central Florida/Orlando/Kissimmee area. Balloon decor/decorations, too (arches, columns, canopies, centerpieces, etc., for weddings, baby showers, grand openings, dances, golden anniversaries and more). Tony the Balloon Guy’s work has been covered by and photographed for the St. Petersburg Times, the Tampa Tribune, the Orlando Sentinel, and smaller newspapers like the Gulfport Gabber and The Laker of Pasco County, as well as being reported on by the online services of TV stations like Bay News 9 and WTSP-TV Channel 10. Tony the Balloon Guy has also appeared on Emmy-award-winning Charely Belcher’s “Charely’s World,” a “Good Day Tampa Bay” feature on WTVT-TV Fox 13.

Tampa Balloon Artist Does Stupid Human Trick on David Letterman’s Late Show!

Thursday, September 27th, 2012

“Thank you!!!! For an amazing party today! The kids as always loved you!!!”
-Nicole Santana

I (Tony the Balloon Guy) just heard that another local balloon twister was on Letterman recently, making a balloon animal in somebody’s nose.

Most of us folks who work with kids don’t show how to put balloons in our noses, but I guess there aren’t THAT many kids watching Letterman.

I mean, it’s not like it would show up on Youtube 24 hours a day, right?

This is the same Stupid Human Trickster who copies some of the blog entries I write to promote my party business, changes a few words, and posts them on HIS blog to promote HIS party business. You know how Jay Leno will do a monologue, and then a few days later, David Letterman does the same exact monologue? It’s like that.

Oh wait, that never happens. Because David Letterman isn’t a terrible person!!!

No one ever called it SMART Human Tricks!

:-)

By the way, more than a thousand families like yours have invited our family business to celebrate birthdays with them. We are also a favorite at school, church, company and corporate events, including fairs, festivals, holiday parties and grand openings.

What can we do for YOU? At special events throughout the Tampa Bay area and Central Florida, we provide:

Please click on the activities above for information and pictures. Then pick one, or mix and match to create a package and SAVE MONEY!

So how do people get entertainment for parties and special events?

  • You can pay an agent, party/event planner, total entertainment company, or other middleman a commission on each entertainer they hire for you. Even if they refer to “our face painters” or “our balloon artists,” they are charging you to hire someone. Sometimes even the person answering the phone is getting a cut, and only being paid if you book the party or event! Of course, in this modern Internet Age, you could hire entertainers yourself and NOT pay commissions. Wouldn’t it be funny if a middleman hired US for you, when you could have booked us yourself without paying a commission? It happens!!!
  • You can spend time hiring entertainers yourself. By cutting out the middleman, you save the commissions. But you still pay full price for each entertainer if you’re hiring more than one, such as a balloon artist AND a face painter.
  • We can provide your event entertainment, and give you a DISCOUNT for combining entertainers. You save money because WE’RE the professional entertainers. And you can read our testimonials and/or see us in action at one of our weekly open-to-the-public appearances (click here for days, times and locations) to check out the quality of our entertainment!

Be sure to get our quote before you book entertainment for your event! Have a fun day!

And please visit www.TonyTheBalloonGuy.com for testimonials, feedback, reviews, more information and photos/pictures.

(352) 796-1125

email: Tony at TonyTheBalloonGuy.com

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Consistently named “The Best Balloon Person I’ve Ever Seen,” international balloon artist/balloon twister Tony the Balloon Guy (”Tony Balloonguy” on Facebook) and family provide special-occasion balloon delivery/balloon deliveries and also entertainment (party packages that can include balloon twisters/balloon man/balloon animals, face painters/face painting – chiefly Face Painter Phyllis, glitter tattoos, pony parties, princess parties, piano music, an upbeat and entertaining fortune teller, a magic show magician, etc.) for birthday parties; family reunions; family picnics; trade shows; school parties, fairs, carnivals, festivals, assemblies and other events; church parties, picnics, festivals, outreach events and holiday events; grand openings, corporate/company picnics, parties, employee appreciation days and such; holiday parties; kids’ parties/children’s parties; masquerade balls and masquerade parties; civic association picnics, parties and other events; and more, throughout the Tampa Bay area and the state of Florida, including the Central Florida/Orlando/Kissimmee area. Balloon decor/decorations, too (arches, columns, canopies, centerpieces, etc., for weddings, baby showers, grand openings, dances, golden anniversaries and more). Tony the Balloon Guy’s work has been covered by and photographed for the St. Petersburg Times, the Tampa Tribune, the Orlando Sentinel, and smaller newspapers like the Gulfport Gabber and The Laker of Pasco County, as well as being reported on by the online services of TV stations like Bay News 9 and WTSP-TV Channel 10. Tony the Balloon Guy has also appeared on Emmy-award-winning Charely Belcher’s “Charely’s World,” a “Good Day Tampa Bay” feature on WTVT-TV Fox 13.

Lighter Moments With Dementia and Alzheimer’s – Balloon Animals and Face Painting

Monday, September 24th, 2012

“Thank you!!!! For an amazing party today! The kids as always loved you!!!”
-Nicole Santana

All the patients at a recent Saturday-morning job had some kind of dementia, which had its sad parts, of course.

But there were also sweet, kinda funny moments, like when I (Tony the Balloon Guy) gave a lady a frog I made of balloons, and she asked, “Oh… did I leave this somewhere?”

:-)

By the way, more than a thousand families like yours have invited our family business to celebrate birthdays with them. We are also a favorite at school, church, company and corporate events, including fairs, festivals, holiday parties and grand openings.

What can we do for YOU? At special events throughout the Tampa Bay area and Central Florida, we provide:

Please click on the activities above for information and pictures. Then pick one, or mix and match to create a package and SAVE MONEY!

So how do people get entertainment for parties and special events?

  • You can pay an agent, party/event planner, total entertainment company, or other middleman a commission on each entertainer they hire for you. Even if they refer to “our face painters” or “our balloon artists,” they are charging you to hire someone. Sometimes even the person answering the phone is getting a cut, and only being paid if you book the party or event! Of course, in this modern Internet Age, you could hire entertainers yourself and NOT pay commissions. Wouldn’t it be funny if a middleman hired US for you, when you could have booked us yourself without paying a commission? It happens!!!
  • You can spend time hiring entertainers yourself. By cutting out the middleman, you save the commissions. But you still pay full price for each entertainer if you’re hiring more than one, such as a balloon artist AND a face painter.
  • We can provide your event entertainment, and give you a DISCOUNT for combining entertainers. You save money because WE’RE the professional entertainers. And you can read our testimonials and/or see us in action at one of our weekly open-to-the-public appearances (click here for days, times and locations) to check out the quality of our entertainment!

Be sure to get our quote before you book entertainment for your event! Have a fun day!

And please visit www.TonyTheBalloonGuy.com for testimonials, feedback, reviews, more information and photos/pictures.

(352) 796-1125

email: Tony at TonyTheBalloonGuy.com

Surf The Blog for humorobservationsparty-and-event servicestestimonials and more!

All Signs Point To FUN!

Will there be a fortune teller at the party?

All Signs Point To FUN!

Consistently named “The Best Balloon Person I’ve Ever Seen,” international balloon artist/balloon twister Tony the Balloon Guy (”Tony Balloonguy” on Facebook) and family provide special-occasion balloon delivery/balloon deliveries and also entertainment (party packages that can include balloon twisters/balloon man/balloon animals, face painters/face painting – chiefly Face Painter Phyllis, glitter tattoos, pony parties, princess parties, piano music, an upbeat and entertaining fortune teller, a magic show magician, etc.) for birthday parties; family reunions; family picnics; trade shows; school parties, fairs, carnivals, festivals, assemblies and other events; church parties, picnics, festivals, outreach events and holiday events; grand openings, corporate/company picnics, parties, employee appreciation days and such; holiday parties; kids’ parties/children’s parties; masquerade balls and masquerade parties; civic association picnics, parties and other events; and more, throughout the Tampa Bay area and the state of Florida, including the Central Florida/Orlando/Kissimmee area. Balloon decor/decorations, too (arches, columns, canopies, centerpieces, etc., for weddings, baby showers, grand openings, dances, golden anniversaries and more). Tony the Balloon Guy’s work has been covered by and photographed for the St. Petersburg Times, the Tampa Tribune, the Orlando Sentinel, and smaller newspapers like the Gulfport Gabber and The Laker of Pasco County, as well as being reported on by the online services of TV stations like Bay News 9 and WTSP-TV Channel 10. Tony the Balloon Guy has also appeared on Emmy-award-winning Charely Belcher’s “Charely’s World,” a “Good Day Tampa Bay” feature on WTVT-TV Fox 13.

Florida Psychic Entertainer Predicts Presidential Winner!!!

Monday, September 24th, 2012

“Thank you!!!! For an amazing party today! The kids as always loved you!!!”
-Nicole Santana

I don’t know if you saw or if you remember, but earlier this year, in my role as a professional fortune teller – literally: people pay me to look at palms, Tarot cards, etc., and give short, upbeat readings at parties – I successfully predicted the outcome of the Super Bowl.

Probably I should just stop there instead of risking my credibility, but I’m going to take a chance and hereby announce who will win the US presidential election this year!

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I know, I know, simmer down.

OK, I’m relaxing and going into some kind of trance right now (you don’t know – it could be true!).

I’m starting to see something.

I see…

A man!

Yes, the winner will definitely be male.

Not just male, though. A RICH male. We’re talking millionaire rich.

A father, too. And married. Married to a woman that people like maybe even more than they like him.

The winner’s early political experience came not where he was born, but in another state, a state where the Democrat Party is very strong.

I see him as someone who has already held executive office… perhaps he’s been president before, or the governor of a state. Yes, definitely one of those.

And in that job, he oversaw some large reform of… I want to say… health care.

Although he has to be an American or he couldn’t be elected president, it looks like one of his parents – yes, his father – was not born in this country, but in… I don’t know… Kenya? Mexico? It’s hard to see.

There’s also an issue with the winning candidate’s religion. Something with the letter “M,” like he’s a Mormon, or maybe some people think he’s a Muslim.

Anyway, it doesn’t look like it will be all rainbows and unicorns for the victor – I see he’ll have a lot of issues to deal with, both foreign and domestic, and the opposition party will do whatever they can to block his efforts.

OK, I’m coming out of it now. Feeling relaxed. Maybe a little silly.

The election is Tuesday, November 6, 2012. We should know by the 7th how accurate this reading was!

I know I’m going out on a limb, but please tell as many people as you can about this post. I either want to be big-time right and everybody knows it, or spectacularly wrong with the whole world watching!!!

By the way, more than a thousand families like yours have invited our family business to celebrate birthdays with them. We are also a favorite at school, church, company and corporate events, including fairs, festivals, holiday parties and grand openings.

What can we do for YOU? At special events throughout the Tampa Bay area and Central Florida, we provide:

Please click on the activities above for information and pictures. Then pick one, or mix and match to create a package and SAVE MONEY!

So how do people get entertainment for parties and special events?

  • You can pay an agent, party/event planner, total entertainment company, or other middleman a commission on each entertainer they hire for you. Even if they refer to “our face painters” or “our balloon artists,” they are charging you to hire someone. Sometimes even the person answering the phone is getting a cut, and only being paid if you book the party or event! Of course, in this modern Internet Age, you could hire entertainers yourself and NOT pay commissions. Wouldn’t it be funny if a middleman hired US for you, when you could have booked us yourself without paying a commission? It happens!!!
  • You can spend time hiring entertainers yourself. By cutting out the middleman, you save the commissions. But you still pay full price for each entertainer if you’re hiring more than one, such as a balloon artist AND a face painter.
  • We can provide your event entertainment, and give you a DISCOUNT for combining entertainers. You save money because WE’RE the professional entertainers. And you can read our testimonials and/or see us in action at one of our weekly open-to-the-public appearances (click here for days, times and locations) to check out the quality of our entertainment!

Be sure to get our quote before you book entertainment for your event! Have a fun day!

And please visit www.TonyTheBalloonGuy.com for testimonials, feedback, reviews, more information and photos/pictures.

(352) 796-1125

email: Tony at TonyTheBalloonGuy.com

Surf The Blog for humorobservationsparty-and-event servicestestimonials and more!

All Signs Point To FUN!

Will there be a fortune teller at the party?

All Signs Point To FUN!

Consistently named “The Best Balloon Person I’ve Ever Seen,” international balloon artist/balloon twister Tony the Balloon Guy (”Tony Balloonguy” on Facebook) and family provide special-occasion balloon delivery/balloon deliveries and also entertainment (party packages that can include balloon twisters/balloon man/balloon animals, face painters/face painting – chiefly Face Painter Phyllis, glitter tattoos, pony parties, princess parties, piano music, an upbeat and entertaining fortune teller, a magic show magician, etc.) for birthday parties; family reunions; family picnics; trade shows; school parties, fairs, carnivals, festivals, assemblies and other events; church parties, picnics, festivals, outreach events and holiday events; grand openings, corporate/company picnics, parties, employee appreciation days and such; holiday parties; kids’ parties/children’s parties; masquerade balls and masquerade parties; civic association picnics, parties and other events; and more, throughout the Tampa Bay area and the state of Florida, including the Central Florida/Orlando/Kissimmee area. Balloon decor/decorations, too (arches, columns, canopies, centerpieces, etc., for weddings, baby showers, grand openings, dances, golden anniversaries and more). Tony the Balloon Guy’s work has been covered by and photographed for the St. Petersburg Times, the Tampa Tribune, the Orlando Sentinel, and smaller newspapers like the Gulfport Gabber and The Laker of Pasco County, as well as being reported on by the online services of TV stations like Bay News 9 and WTSP-TV Channel 10. Tony the Balloon Guy has also appeared on Emmy-award-winning Charely Belcher’s “Charely’s World,” a “Good Day Tampa Bay” feature on WTVT-TV Fox 13.